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Dec. 17th, 2009

[info]bellbridgebooks

What is professional?

(The punch line is in turquoise.)

 

Rejection is a part of publishing.  It sucks.  But the bottom-line is that publishing is a business and not an “everybody plays” soccer league.  Books that aren’t right for our house might be right for a different publisher.  Authors that haven’t quite reached their peak and found their voice can go on to become fabulous writers with the next book or with a revision of the current book.

Do not despair if we don’t request the full manuscript or if we don’t make an offer.

We don’t have the copious amounts of time needed to give writers much feedback unless we’re seriously considering the book or want to see something else from the writer, but if we make the time and give you a little something to think about, a little something to help you shape future queries, or a gentle truth, then don’t respond like the writer below.  I present his reaction to being rejected verbatim--errors, warts and in all its glory.  I received the query in my morning’s email.

BTW, the writer opened the door on “formulaic” by assuring us in the query that the book was far grander and better than the formulaic genre crap being published.  Okay, the query didn’t use the word “crap,” but it was implied.  And won’t the writer be embarrassed to realize that my particular office is not in Georgia?

(If you aren’t howling hysterically with laughter and/or horrified by the following, please don’t query us.  It won’t end well for any of us if you do.)

 

Thank you for responding to my query.

I just wanted to offer a great book to your company that has never published anything on this level... your attempt to criticize and discourage me has fallen short because its apparent you don't understand what a formulaic novel is, its the way the story it is presented and resolved not just the idea. My writing is very unique and I strongly suspect your lying when you say you see this type of story all the time. This comes as no surprise because most people from the south are misinformed and habitual liars. Georgia is one of the worst states in the country for a large populace of misinformed people who are comfortable telling lies and usually the most wicked hypocrites. In the future try to stick to the truth, writers put in so many hours trying to finish a book and to have false criticism hurled at them is disturbing to me....good day

Dec. 13th, 2009


[info]lstolarz

(no subject)

FROM THE GIRLFRIENDS CYBER CIRCUIT: INTRODUCING PERFECT SHOT BY DEBBIE RIGAUD


THE BOOK:

London Abram’s first love is volleyball, so why does she enter an online modeling competition? Answer: superhottie Brent St. John. London spots Brent signing in contestants at a store, and she gets in line simply to say hi. But she never dreams she’ll make it into the competition!

London’s now up against fourteen hungry fashionistas willing to do whatever it takes to win. All she wants to win is Brent’s heart…but the money prize couldn’t hurt. If London plays this right, she can win the contest, the boy, and the cash. GAME ON!

THE AUTHOR:

Debbie Rigaud began her writing career covering news and entertainment for magazines—namely, Seventeen, Twist and CosmoGIRL!. She’s interviewed celebs, politicians and other social figures, but enjoyed interviewing “real” girls the most. A total Jersey girl at heart, Debbie lives in Bermuda with her husband.

DEBBIE’S GUILTY PLEASURES:

Favorite snack: Red Grapes
Touristy Trip: Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Fashion addiction: Pashminas, tied Euro-style around my neck
Dessert: Hot fudge sundae
Fast food: McDonald’s, There isn’t a Mickie D’s on the island and so when we fly home to the States for a visit, the hubby and I make a bee line to the golden arches.
Beauty Binge: Lip gloss!
Late-Night TV: Jon Stewart
Chick Flick: While You Were Sleeping
with Sandra Bullock
Nightlife: At home on the couch with hubby, catching up on season DVDs of The Office
Cheap Thrill: Pedicure
Ultimate Splurge: Spa

FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT DEBBIE AND HER WORK:

www.debbierigaud.com

www.debbierigaud.com/blog

Dec. 10th, 2009

[info]bellbridgebooks

A Dog Named Slugger


Coming in April 2010 in paperback, ebook, audiobook

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